random.: June 2004 Archives

That was a joke... and i'm not a militant.

Thank you. :)

Someone needs to tell this dude (who is actually fairly attractive despite his complete misunderstanding of the piscine world) that fish and the internet are NOT similar.

I quote... "wi fi is kinda like fish... except its the internet... and it doesn't swim under the ocean.... but besides that... they're extremely similar"

Now, as someone who has studied fish extensively AND has used the internet quite a bit in my 24 years on this planet I can tell you that fish and internet really have nothing in common. Ya see.... one is a living, breathing, organism... it swims about BY ITS OWN EVOLUTION GIVEN POWER. It poops. It has sex... and it does all of these things ON ITS OWN... not because some human told it to do so or built it that way (unless of course you are talking to believers of "intelligent design" in which case GOD made things the way they are... and to find such folks you only need to travel to the central-most state of the union... but I digress). What is it with computer folks trying to compare their very artificial world with the natural world?! Look at the names for things... worms, bugs, viruses... sure, there might be reason to compare the way they work or the way they destroy your flower gardens/harddrives/whatever... but thats where the similarities end folks.

'puter geeks... I still don't get 'em... Fish and the Internet are NOT the same...