Are you kidding me?

I'm certainly not one to wear my pants half way down my bum and flaunt my thong all over god's green earth but I'm sure as hell wouldn't say that this travesty of society is something we need to focus our legislative energies on. Apparently Virginia disagrees.

My favorite quote:

The bill's sponsor, Democratic Delegate Algie T. Howell, declined to answer reporters' questions Thursday but issued a statement saying the bill "was in direct response to a number of my constituents who found this to be a very important issue."